Archive for December 2nd, 2002

If the Osbourne children, in addition to being rich, famous and idle (you ever see Jack do any homework?), were also attractive, would the show be popular, or even tolerable? I think there would be no show at all. Their looks provide a just sufficient counterweight to keep the Schadenfreude within reasonable bounds.

Aaron Haspel | Posted December 2, 2002 @ 10:49 PM | General