You forgot to mention your distinctive morning ritual, dubbed "The Naked Toothbrush March" by your exquisite girlfriend. Far more unnerving and inexplicable than the reoccuring nosebleeds, if you ask me.
Lest I go down in blog history as the "advocate" of a "drastic" diet, I will point out that what we do in Dreaded Broccoli is write about (a far cry from advocate) the completely reasonable, but admittedly veg-heavy way we cook and eat. It’s notable that the "drastic" nature of this diet has never kept my brother from accepting a dinner invitation (although perhaps it’s what keeps him from returning them). I will also point out that this diet, drastic or not, prevents his mother and sister (and, by extension, his father and brother-in-law) from being fat and therefore hated.
but u failed to mention where u hang out on the web
Girl has to keep a few secrets.
You forgot to mention your distinctive morning ritual, dubbed "The Naked Toothbrush March" by your exquisite girlfriend. Far more unnerving and inexplicable than the reoccuring nosebleeds, if you ask me.
Aaron spends pretty much all day over at R. Robot:
http://www.inksyndicate.com/warbot
Lest I go down in blog history as the "advocate" of a "drastic" diet, I will point out that what we do in Dreaded Broccoli is write about (a far cry from advocate) the completely reasonable, but admittedly veg-heavy way we cook and eat. It’s notable that the "drastic" nature of this diet has never kept my brother from accepting a dinner invitation (although perhaps it’s what keeps him from returning them). I will also point out that this diet, drastic or not, prevents his mother and sister (and, by extension, his father and brother-in-law) from being fat and therefore hated.
I gotta go with Sis on this one, Aaron. Eat your greens.