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• Morality is our way of not taking everything into account. 7 Hours
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• @afoolswisdom Agreed. Or afterwards either. But we can improve some in this regard, even beforehand. 1 Day
• Education has never solved a social problem, but it has created a few. 2 Days
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• To make a new mistake is no small thing. 3 Days
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• When a majority rejects democracy, then in what does democracy consist? 6 Days
• Every truth is someone's cliché. 7 Days
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