{"id":124,"date":"2002-09-18T11:25:16","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T15:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=124"},"modified":"2002-09-18T11:25:16","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T15:25:16","slug":"mapmaker-mapmaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"Mapmaker, Mapmaker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You sure can learn a lot of neat stuff from reading an atlas. According to Rand McNally&#8217;s 2000 World Atlas, for instance, there are no dictators anywhere on earth. It says so right in the &#8220;World Political Information Table.&#8221; Sure, there&#8217;s the occasional &#8220;socialist republic&#8221; &#8212; noted garden spots China, Cuba, Egypt, Laos, Libya, North Korea, Sri Lanka, Syria and Vietnam. The Golan Heights is &#8220;occupied by Israel,&#8221; and the West Bank and Gaza Strip are &#8220;Israeli territor[ies] with limited self-government.&#8221; Sounds way nicer to be an &#8220;autonomous region,&#8221; like Tibet.<\/p>\n<p>The United States is a &#8220;federal republic,&#8221; a distinction we share with Austria, Brazil, Germany, Mexico and Russia. Which makes it difficult to understand why we&#8217;d be going to war with a fellow (albeit neither federal nor socialist) &#8220;republic&#8221; like Iraq.<\/p>\n<p>Afghanistan is listed, uniquely, as &#8220;transitional.&#8221; Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You sure can learn a lot of neat stuff from reading an atlas. According to Rand McNally&#8217;s 2000 World Atlas, for instance, there are no dictators anywhere on earth. It says so right in the &#8220;World Political Information Table.&#8221; Sure, there&#8217;s the occasional &#8220;socialist republic&#8221; &#8212; noted garden spots China, Cuba, Egypt, Laos, Libya, North <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=124' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}