{"id":161,"date":"2002-10-16T12:30:27","date_gmt":"2002-10-16T16:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=161"},"modified":"2002-10-16T12:30:27","modified_gmt":"2002-10-16T16:30:27","slug":"wristband-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"Wristband #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=http:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/images\/krantz.jpg alt=\"Idiot with blue hair\" align=\"right\">You know those idiots you see waiting in long lines to get into Star Wars movies and rock concerts and sporting events? Well maybe you don&#8217;t, but I do! My friend Michael Krantz, an occasional God of the Machine <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=29\">guest commentator<\/a>, was <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2002\/10\/16\/BA179796.DTL\">first in line<\/a> for Giants World Series tickets. <\/p>\n<p>Nice work. Nice hair too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those idiots you see waiting in long lines to get into Star Wars movies and rock concerts and sporting events? Well maybe you don&#8217;t, but I do! My friend Michael Krantz, an occasional God of the Machine guest commentator, was first in line for Giants World Series tickets. Nice work. Nice hair too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}