{"id":189,"date":"2002-11-02T14:50:13","date_gmt":"2002-11-02T18:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=189"},"modified":"2002-11-02T14:50:13","modified_gmt":"2002-11-02T18:50:13","slug":"poetry-corner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Poetry Corner"},"content":{"rendered":"

Samizdata posts<\/a> a fine though by no means complete list of Brit and Americanisms, and the Britishisms are nearly always shorter. Which reminds me*<\/su> of a poem by Chesterton on the subject:<\/p>\n

A Ballad of Abbreviations<\/span><\/p>\n

The American’s a hustler, for he says so,
\n  And surely the American must know.
\nHe will prove to you with figures why it pays so,
\n  Beginning with his boyhood long ago.
\nWhen the slow-maturing anecdote is ripest,
\n  He’ll dictate it like a Board of Trade Report,
\nAnd because he has no time to call a typist,
\n  He calls her a Stenographer for short.<\/p>\n

He is never known to loiter or malinger,
\n  He rushes, for he knows he has ‘a date’;
\nHe is always on the spot and full of ginger,
\n  Which is why he is invariably late.
\nWhen he guesses that it’s getting even later,
\n  His vocabulary’s vehement and swift,
\nAnd he yells for what he calls the Elevator,
\n  A slang abbreviation for a lift.<\/p>\n

Then nothing can be nattier or nicer
\n  For those who like a light and rapid style,
\nThan to trifle with the work of Mr. Dreiser
\n  As it comes along in waggons by the mile.
\nHe had taught us what a swift selective art meant
\n  By description of his dinners and all that,
\nAnd his dwelling, which he says is an Apartment,
\n  Because he cannot stop to say a flat.<\/p>\n

We may whisper of his wild precipitation,
\n  That its speed is rather longer than a span,
\nBut there really is a definite occasion
\n  When he does not use the longest word he can.
\nWhen he substitutes, I freely make admission,
\n  One shorter and much easier to spell;
\nIf you ask him what he thinks of Prohibition,
\n  He may tell you quite succinctly it is Hell.<\/p>\n

*<\/su>Because I was a prissy little pedantic English major who got picked on in high school. Deservedly.<\/span> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Samizdata posts a fine though by no means complete list of Brit and Americanisms, and the Britishisms are nearly always shorter. Which reminds me* of a poem by Chesterton on the subject: A Ballad of Abbreviations The American’s a hustler, for he says so,   And surely the American must know. He will prove to you […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}