{"id":195,"date":"2002-11-06T15:31:42","date_gmt":"2002-11-06T19:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=195"},"modified":"2002-11-06T15:31:42","modified_gmt":"2002-11-06T19:31:42","slug":"i-think-im-gonna-hurl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"I Think I&#8217;m Gonna Hurl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s technicolor yawn day over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbycosh.com\">Colby Cosh<\/a>! Bulletins from the Institute of the Obvious: Romans <a href=\"http:\/\/www.straightdope.com\/columns\/021101.html\">did not<\/a>, in fact, keep rooms to vomit in, and Sharon Osborne, regretting not being able &#8220;to throw up on [her] own,&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbycosh.com\/#cako\">has realized<\/a> that a TV series about her life entails <em>having no privacy.<\/em> And much, much more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s technicolor yawn day over at Colby Cosh! Bulletins from the Institute of the Obvious: Romans did not, in fact, keep rooms to vomit in, and Sharon Osborne, regretting not being able &#8220;to throw up on [her] own,&#8221; has realized that a TV series about her life entails having no privacy. And much, much more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}