{"id":228,"date":"2002-12-02T22:49:38","date_gmt":"2002-12-03T02:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=228"},"modified":"2002-12-02T22:49:38","modified_gmt":"2002-12-03T02:49:38","slug":"the-girlfriend-wants-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"The Girlfriend Wants to Know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the Osbourne children, in addition to being rich, famous and idle (you ever see Jack do any homework?), were also attractive, would the show be popular, or even tolerable? I think there would be no show at all. Their looks provide a just sufficient counterweight to keep the <em>Schadenfreude<\/em> within reasonable bounds. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the Osbourne children, in addition to being rich, famous and idle (you ever see Jack do any homework?), were also attractive, would the show be popular, or even tolerable? I think there would be no show at all. Their looks provide a just sufficient counterweight to keep the Schadenfreude within reasonable bounds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}