{"id":263,"date":"2003-01-03T01:30:16","date_gmt":"2003-01-03T05:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=263"},"modified":"2007-10-07T12:22:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T16:22:13","slug":"how-do-you-solve-a-problem-like-korea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(To the tune of &#8220;Maria,&#8221; from <span class=\"booktitle\">The Sound of Music<\/span>)<\/p>\n<p>He builds a nuke without rebuke<br \/>\nThen asks for foreign aid.<br \/>\nHe thumbs his nose at those who will<br \/>\nClean up the mess he&#8217;s made.<br \/>\nAmassing troops at the border,<br \/>\nDear Leader&#8217;s not an asset to world order.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s always breaking treaties,<br \/>\nBut his penitence is real.<br \/>\nIf things have worked out badly<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll just make another deal.<br \/>\nI hate to have to say it<br \/>\nBut I very firmly feel<br \/>\nDear Leader&#8217;s not an asset to world order!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to say a word in his behalf.<br \/>\nDear Leader makes me laugh!<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus<\/em><br \/>\nHow do you solve a problem like Korea?<br \/>\nHow do you reason with the barking mad?<br \/>\nHow do you find the words for our Dear Leader?<br \/>\nA cineaste! A communist! A cad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(To the tune of &#8220;Maria,&#8221; from The Sound of Music) He builds a nuke without rebuke Then asks for foreign aid. He thumbs his nose at those who will Clean up the mess he&#8217;s made. Amassing troops at the border, Dear Leader&#8217;s not an asset to world order. He&#8217;s always breaking treaties, But his penitence <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=263' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-politics","category-2-id","category-22-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}