{"id":296,"date":"2003-01-25T01:57:53","date_gmt":"2003-01-25T05:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=296"},"modified":"2007-10-07T12:07:30","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T16:07:30","slug":"axis-of-weasels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Axis of Weasels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if I were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappleface.com\/\">Scott Ott<\/a>, even as I was ecstatic that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappleface.com\/MT\/archives\/000608.html\">my coinage<\/a> had managed to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.instapundit.com\/archives\/006988.php#006988\">piss off German and French diplomats<\/a>, I&#8217;d still have to be a little bummed that, of all the witty things I&#8217;d written, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappleface.com\/MT\/archives\/000199.html\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappleface.com\/MT\/archives\/000243.html\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappleface.com\/MT\/archives\/000542.html#000542\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappleface.com\/MT\/archives\/000486.html#000486\">this<\/a>, the one I got famous for was comparatively lame. The better the album, the more likely that the hit is the worst song on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if I were Scott Ott, even as I was ecstatic that my coinage had managed to piss off German and French diplomats, I&#8217;d still have to be a little bummed that, of all the witty things I&#8217;d written, like this and this and this and this, the one I got famous for was <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=296' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","category-19-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}