{"id":316,"date":"2003-02-07T23:15:22","date_gmt":"2003-02-08T03:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=316"},"modified":"2007-10-07T11:53:15","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T15:53:15","slug":"googles-greatest-hits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Google’s Greatest Hits"},"content":{"rendered":"

if god had an answer machine<\/em> — Then you could leave a message, cupcake. But He’s in conference right now.<\/p>\n

thomas kinkade lawsuit<\/em> — Can you really sue for that?<\/p>\n

top-down and bottom-up terror theory of Richard Rubenstein<\/em> — You might want to ask Richard Rubenstein.<\/p>\n

how much is an ounce of weed<\/em> — It’s pricy. But it’s really good shit.<\/p>\n

CRACK MACHINE<\/em> — Look buddy, weed is one thing. What kind of blog do you think this is?<\/p>\n

you have nothing to lose but your chains<\/em> — You using those chains?<\/p>\n

And not just f–k machine<\/em>, oh no, but<\/p>\n

how does a f–k machine work<\/em> — You really need to come here<\/em> to figure that out?<\/p>\n

(Update:<\/b> They improve! Today alone brings provocative ill-timed and internationally illegal actions<\/em> and new economic policy lenin lesson plans<\/em>, to which no comment of mine could do justice.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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