{"id":383,"date":"2003-03-30T01:27:38","date_gmt":"2003-03-30T05:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=383"},"modified":"2007-03-17T10:48:52","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T14:48:52","slug":"seven-habits-of-highly-ineffective-bloggers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=383","title":{"rendered":"Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Bloggers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t speak for each blogger, but this blogger is really four:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The blogger who plays computer games instead of blogging.\n<\/li>\n<li>The blogger who checks his reefer logs like a hamster on crank instead of blogging.\n<\/li>\n<li>The blogger who, realizing that his last post could stand some polishing up, decides oh fuck it, hits the publish button and takes a nap instead.\n<\/li>\n<li>The blogger who makes fun of <a href=\"http:\/\/windsofchange.net\/archives\/003256.html\">chuckleheads<\/a> who find the secrets of the universe in business books and use, without irony &#8212; or even with &#8212; terms like &#8220;proactive,&#8221; &#8220;synergize,&#8221; and &#8220;win\/win.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(Link from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spleenville.com\/journal\/\">Andrea Harris<\/a>. Gee thanks, Andrea!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t speak for each blogger, but this blogger is really four: The blogger who plays computer games instead of blogging. The blogger who checks his reefer logs like a hamster on crank instead of blogging. The blogger who, realizing that his last post could stand some polishing up, decides oh fuck it, hits the <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=383' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-navel-gazing","category-21-id","category-12-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}