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\nForrest Swisher: Agenda Bender<\/a>
\nWing-Ding Weisenheimer: Ken Goldstein<\/a>
\nGilbert Scrabbler: Steven Den Beste<\/a>
\nWoolworth Van Husen III: Felix Salmon<\/a>
\nPurdy Spackle: Kim du Toit<\/a>
\nChuck Farley: Stephen Green<\/a>
\nFrench Lambretta: Pejman Yousefzadeh<\/a> (fantasy)
\nFranklin Furter: Pejman Yousefzadeh<\/a> (reality)
\nMadison Jones: Eddie Thomas<\/a>
\nFaun Rosenberg: Eve Tushnet<\/a>
\nAmana Peppridge: Glenn Reynolds<\/a>
\n“Alphabits”: Salam Pax<\/a>
\nHoward Havermeyer: Cinderella Bloggerfeller<\/a>
\nLawrence Kroger: James Lileks<\/a><\/p>\n
\nMr. Dwight Mannsburden: A.C. Douglas<\/a>
\nMiss Dolores Panatella: Susannah Breslin<\/a>
\nMiss Violet Coolidge: Mika Cooper<\/a>
\nMiss Marilyn Armbruster: Dr. Weevil<\/a><\/p>\n