{"id":545,"date":"2004-04-28T17:05:41","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T21:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=545"},"modified":"2007-02-22T09:58:47","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T13:58:47","slug":"administrivia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=545","title":{"rendered":"Administrivia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As of this moment, <i>God of the Machine<\/i> is being read in twenty-five time zones. Hello Madagascar! (In what Guinness has certified as a new world record, it is being misunderstood in twenty-four of them.) We celebrated our 1,500,000th unique visitor and 10,000,000th page view, and that&#8217;s just this afternoon. (How do I know this? I counted, every one of them.) I&#8217;d love to write more, but my wine column&#8217;s due for <span class=\"booktitle\">The Spectator<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">Car and Driver<\/span> is simply insisting that I take this damn Lamborghini out for a test drive, my agent needs to discuss the movie rights to my <span class=\"booktitle\">New York Review of Books<\/span> piece on Proust&#8217;s influence on Balanchine, I&#8217;m already running late for my date with Uma Thurman, and Gisele Bundchen&#8217;s holding on the other line. Gisele so hates to be kept waiting.<\/p>\n<p>(<b>Update:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/aboutlastnight\/archives20040425.shtml#77244\">Terry Teachout<\/a> comments, generously. And points out that I owe him a link. So there you go. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.futurballa.blogspot.com\/2004_04_25_futurballa_archive.html#108325248570083053\">Rick Coencas<\/a> thinks I missed something.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As of this moment, God of the Machine is being read in twenty-five time zones. Hello Madagascar! (In what Guinness has certified as a new world record, it is being misunderstood in twenty-four of them.) We celebrated our 1,500,000th unique visitor and 10,000,000th page view, and that&#8217;s just this afternoon. (How do I know this? <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=545' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-21-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}