{"id":570,"date":"2005-03-19T11:55:59","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T15:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=570"},"modified":"2006-08-09T13:04:54","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T17:04:54","slug":"hey-sailor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"Hey Sailor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who writes so intimately, not to say voyeuristically, about my personal life surely deserves <a href=\"http:\/\/www.markriebling.com\/archives\/00000395.html\">a link<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.markriebling.com\/archives\/00000384.html\">two<\/a>. And a restraining order.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I wear my hair &#8220;cropped close&#8221; because <i>I am bald.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who writes so intimately, not to say voyeuristically, about my personal life surely deserves a link or two. And a restraining order. For the record, I wear my hair &#8220;cropped close&#8221; because I am bald.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing","category-12-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}