{"id":575,"date":"2005-06-21T21:10:38","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T01:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=575"},"modified":"2006-08-09T12:44:57","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T16:44:57","slug":"celluloid-dating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=575","title":{"rendered":"Celluloid Dating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In ordinary discourse a &#8220;dated&#8221; work of art is old-fashioned, no longer pertinent, a back number. But this is imprecise. The truly dated work can be traced to the moment it was made. <\/p>\n<p><b>The 40s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0039416\/\">Gentleman&#8217;s Agreement<\/a> (1947)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The 40s are remembered, cinematically, as the era of gangsters and gun molls, of crooked cops and desperate double-crossing dames, all pursued by gumshoes who dangle a cigarette out of one side of their mouths and deliver snappy patter out of the other. This is known as &#8220;realism.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Whatever it was, the audience had a taste for something else. The top ten grossing movies of the decade were <span class=\"booktitle\">Bambi<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">Pinocchio<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">Fantasia<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">The Best Years of Our Lives<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">The Bells of St. Mary&#8217;s<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">Duel in the Sun<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">Sergeant York<\/span>, <span class=\"booktitle\">Mom and Dad<\/span> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0040603\/\">not quite so wholesome as it sounds<\/a>), <span class=\"booktitle\">Meet Me In St. Louis<\/span>, and <span class=\"booktitle\">Easter Parade<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere between the 30s and 40s journalists in the movies went from raffish ambulance chasers to plumed crusaders for truth. Maybe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk\/2WWpyle.htm\">Ernie Pyle<\/a> is to blame, maybe more journalists starting getting screenwriting jobs, I don&#8217;t know, but when Gregory Peck is cast as a journalist you know the party&#8217;s over. In <span class=\"booktitle\">Gentleman&#8217;s Agreement<\/span> he plays his customary straight arrow with that deer-in-the-headlights look that he didn&#8217;t manage to lose until <span class=\"booktitle\">The Boys from Brazil<\/span>. Anti-semitism is exposed with all the investigative grit of <a href=\"http:\/\/snltranscripts.jt.org\/84\/84iwhitelikeeddie.phtml\">Eddie Murphy&#8217;s seminal &#8220;White Like Me&#8221; sketch<\/a> on <span class=\"booktitle\">Saturday Night Live<\/span>. Does this movie date? Well, let&#8217;s just say that 1947 was about the last year that even senile lounge lizards thought they could keep the money in the country club and the Jews out.<\/p>\n<p><b>The 50s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0048545\/\">Rebel Without a Cause<\/a> (1955)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Here we have a case of overdetermined dating. Psychology: until the 1950s it did not occur to psychologists, not always the sharpest tools in the shed, that juvenile delinquents weren&#8217;t always from the slums. <i>Mise-en-sc\u00c3\u00a8ne<\/i>: teen angst without music, garish Technicolor, homoerotic subtext (did I really just write &#8220;subtext&#8221;?), pegged jeans, chicken runs. Acting style: James Dean slouches and shambles, stumbles and mumbles, shrieks and stammers, and generally Methods up a storm. Bonus: the climax takes place in a planetarium.  <\/p>\n<p><b>The 60s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0061735\/\">Guess Who&#8217;s Coming To Dinner?<\/a> (1967)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Poitier glowers! Hepburn quavers! Tracy blusters! Miscegenation shocks white liberals! <\/p>\n<p><i>Of course<\/i> the movie was released in 1967, but when? It&#8217;d have to be after the summer (of Love); I estimate September 23rd, 4:33 EST. Give or take ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p><b>The 70s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0066892\/\">Carnal Knowledge<\/a> (1971)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It would be cheating to draw any inference from the fact that this movie stars Art Garfunkel, though inferences from Garfunkel&#8217;s hair, not to mention Carol Kane&#8217;s, are admissible. It&#8217;s when Jack Nicholson sits himself down in one of those praying-mantis lounge chairs and treats Kane and Garfunkel to a slide show of his erotic life that we know we&#8217;re in that early 70s netherworld between <span class=\"booktitle\">Godspell<\/span> and disco. Plus Garfunkel describes Kane as his &#8220;love teacher.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>The 80s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0094291\/\">Wall Street<\/a> (1987)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oliver Stone is no accountant. Anacott Steel, according to the wise old broker, has &#8220;no fundamentals,&#8221; while according to the corporate raiders it has a breakup value of 80 a share when it&#8217;s selling at 45. So maybe you figure there are a few fundamentals in there somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Oliver Stone, God help us, is a screenwriter. Daryl Hannah says to Charlie Sheen, &#8220;I want to do for furniture what Laura Ashley did for fabric.&#8221; &#8220;And I&#8217;ll take you public,&#8221; Sheen says. &#8220;You <i>will<\/i>?&#8221; she squeals. (Her next line, &#8220;Oh goody!&#8221;, apparently survives only in the director&#8217;s cut.)<\/p>\n<p>Charlie Sheen says to Daryl Hannah, &#8220;So what do <i>you<\/i> want?&#8221; &#8220;I want&#8230;a Turner. A perfect Canary diamond. World peace. The best of everything.&#8221; Not necessarily, one surmises, in that order. 1987&#8217;s on the phone. He says it&#8217;s OK, you can keep his dialogue.<\/p>\n<p>Honorable mention: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0085549\/\">Flashdance<\/a> (1983). What a feeling. <\/p>\n<p><b>The 90s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0116695\/\">Jerry Maguire<\/a> (1996)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Writer\/director Cameron Crowe is really, truly sorry about the 80s, and he promises they won&#8217;t happen again. This abject apology for the previous decade is, to my knowledge, the first, and one hopes the last, movie to feature a sports agent, which dates it with precision. Before 1995 nobody knew what a sports agent was; after 1996 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.answers.com\/topic\/arliss\">nobody cared<\/a>. <span class=\"booktitle\">Jerry Maguire<\/span> is of course best known for bequeathing to subnormals that most 80s of all slogans, &#8220;Show me the money!&#8221; This bitter irony for Crowe was assuaged, in part, by a tall, cool stack of cash. The movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-numbers.com\/movies\/1996\/JRYMC.html\">grossed over $150 million<\/a> in the US alone.<\/p>\n<p><b>The 00s:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Ask me in ten years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In ordinary discourse a &#8220;dated&#8221; work of art is old-fashioned, no longer pertinent, a back number. But this is imprecise. The truly dated work can be traced to the moment it was made. The 40s: Gentleman&#8217;s Agreement (1947) The 40s are remembered, cinematically, as the era of gangsters and gun molls, of crooked cops and <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=575' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-11-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}