{"id":595,"date":"2006-10-26T17:01:10","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T21:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/archives\/00000594.html"},"modified":"2007-07-24T16:27:42","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T20:27:42","slug":"netflix-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=595","title":{"rendered":"Netflix Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0079336\/\"><span class=\"booktitle\">The In-Laws<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Am I old, or is<br \/>\nyelling &#8220;Serpentine!&#8221; not as<br \/>\nfunny as before?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0257360\/\"><span class=\"booktitle\">About Schmidt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Midwestern schlemiels<br \/>\ndo not sit behind the bench<br \/>\nat Laker games.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0082096\/\"><span class=\"booktitle\">Das Boot<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The TV is clear<br \/>\nof dust where the red envelope<br \/>\nhas lain three weeks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0377569\/\"><span class=\"booktitle\">Good Morning, Night<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What was I thinking?<br \/>\nWhat the <i>fuck<\/i> was I thinking?<br \/>\nThanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.2blowhards.com\/archives\/2003\/10\/elsewhere_26.html\">Michael Blowhard<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The In-Laws Am I old, or is yelling &#8220;Serpentine!&#8221; not as funny as before? About Schmidt Midwestern schlemiels do not sit behind the bench at Laker games. Das Boot The TV is clear of dust where the red envelope has lain three weeks. Good Morning, Night What was I thinking? What the fuck was I <a href='https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/?p=595' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-poetry","category-11-id","category-2-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godofthemachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}