Archive for August 29th, 2002

Danse Macabre Who was who and where were they Scholars all and bound to go Iambs without heel or toe Something one would never say Moving in a certain way Students with an empty book Poets neither here nor there Critics without face or hair Something had them on the hook Here was neither king […]

Aaron Haspel | Posted August 29, 2002 @ 11:29 PM | General

Looks like my “eight-page, ultrasuede-covered ‘photo album’” invitation to Puffy’s post-MTV Video Music Awards party got lost in the mail, although it’s not clear to me how even the U.S. Postal Service could lose an item like that. Damn, and I was stoked to bust out my flyest shit too: The Dress Code Must Be […]

Aaron Haspel | Posted August 29, 2002 @ 7:26 PM | General

Someone said a very bright man invented poker, but a genius invented chips. In the same way, a very bright man invented the income tax, but a genius invented withholding. How else could the government take an enormous chunk of your money and pose as Santa Claus at the same time? Radley Balko says enough.

Aaron Haspel | Posted August 29, 2002 @ 10:33 AM | General