Archive for July 19th, 2005

Brian: I’m not the messiah. Acolyte: Only the true messiah would deny that he was the messiah! Brian: OK. I’m the messiah. Mob: He’s the messiah! He’s the messiah! —Life of Brian Guy’s out walking in Manhattan when he sees a street vendor selling unmarked aerosol cans. He’s curious and asks what’s in them, and […]

Aaron Haspel | Posted July 19, 2005 @ 11:46 PM | Philosophy