if god had an answer machine — Then you could leave a message, cupcake. But He’s in conference right now.

thomas kinkade lawsuit — Can you really sue for that?

top-down and bottom-up terror theory of Richard Rubenstein — You might want to ask Richard Rubenstein.

how much is an ounce of weed — It’s pricy. But it’s really good shit.

CRACK MACHINE — Look buddy, weed is one thing. What kind of blog do you think this is?

you have nothing to lose but your chains — You using those chains?

And not just f–k machine, oh no, but

how does a f–k machine work — You really need to come here to figure that out?

(Update: They improve! Today alone brings provocative ill-timed and internationally illegal actions and new economic policy lenin lesson plans, to which no comment of mine could do justice.)

Aaron Haspel | Posted February 7, 2003 @ 11:15 PM | Navel-Gazing

2 Responses to “Google’s Greatest Hits”

  1. 1 1. Michael Krantz

    Huh? I feel like one of those heartland tourists staring blankly at Modern Art in The Painted Word, knowing it must mean something but I’m too dumb to understand it, or at least too ignorant to possess any knowledge of the proper critical context…

  2. 2 2. Aaron Haspel

    I’ll help you out. Those are some Google searches that people have used to find this site. Capiche?

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